夏天如期毕业了。吴聊作为Forbes 30under30的获选人, 同时也受邀参加了那年BU的毕业演讲。
夏天穿着学士服和同学们挤在台下，掏出手机，打开了直播。
吴聊穿着一身合身的西服，但又不算太正式, 在胸口解开了两颗扣子，上台笑得痞里痞气的。
“I know I am invited here today simply because I was just named to be one of the 30under30 in technology by Forbes. However， I also realize， ”吴聊顿了顿, 对观众狡黠地挤了挤眼睛，“that most of you do not know me as a young entrepreneur， but as an arrogant idiot who quit Harvard to be a professional PUBG player.”[翻译作话]
下面一片哄笑。
“Luckily， eventually I DID graduate, just like you guys. So, congratulations Class of 2026.”
吴聊策略性地顿了顿, 等掌声过了再开口。这个时候，他随便扫过毕业生的前排, 正好在空中和夏天充满期待的目光相遇了。夏天正雀跃地举着手机, 歪着脑袋和他比了一个“V”字。向来演讲台风超一流的吴聊破天荒第一次地忘了词, 满脑子都是——犯规了，夏天怎么能那么可爱？！
以及, 下一句话，是什么来着？
而这个时候, 掌声已经淡了下去, 讲台上的沉默略显尴尬。
吴聊大方一笑, 随便BB两句给自己拖延时间：“I am pretending that to be one strategic pause， yet the truth is for a second I forgot my script， as your President suggested that I shall talk about the future of technology rather than encouraging you all to quit college. But you know what， fuck the script， the one thing that I hated the most all my life is to follow instructions.”
“My apologies， President.” 吴聊回头向校长不那么真诚地到了一声歉，“So， I would like to share with you the story of my boyfriend instead， someone from rural China whose family could not even afford college， yet now one of the best FPS player ever in history and an honored graduate of Boston University Class of 2026.”
在一片欢呼与口哨声中，忽然受到惊吓的夏天抖了抖拿着摄像头的手。
他之前是听吴聊练习过演讲稿的。
天地良心，原来那版和他可是没有半毛钱关系啊？！
弹幕里的实时翻译一来，整个直播间都爆炸了。
【夏神这就是之前聊神说的毕业福利吗啊啊啊！！】
【哈哈哈公开处刑，秀恩爱也要有个度吧！】
【翻译君你是不是在骗我们哈哈哈哈翻译君你在自己发挥吗？？】
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